Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...