The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...