Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...