Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii…
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...