Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...