Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...