Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...