Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...