A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...