Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...