Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...