Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...