This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...