Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...