Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...