Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...
The Technologically Challenged
The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there’sstill...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...