The Man’s Point System!
THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Historic Custer battle
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some...