Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...