What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...