If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!