How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...