What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
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Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Advice from lawyers
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Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
Great truths about life.
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What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
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New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
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Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...