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Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
Recalled Christmas Toys
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Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...