A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...