The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...