Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...