Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...