Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...