An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...