Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.