What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman