Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...