Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Humor about Leprechauns
|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.