THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
Emersom
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Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...