There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
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The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
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Does it hurt when you do this?
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Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...