If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
A Mother at 65!
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
Academy of Mudgeology
Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...