Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...