An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...