Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...