100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...