Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...
Do you have a bias?
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...