Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...