Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!