Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...