O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...