Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...