A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...