Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...