OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...