Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
The Bachelor Diet
The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast – Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while...