How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
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Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
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How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking…
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!