Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
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A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...